The Jokes Thread

methodistgirl

methodistgirl

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I have a funny story that I found at Aol's news. In morris,Ill. police say
a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed oreos hav overturned,
spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.
"The boxes came out of the trailer and were ripped open." said Sgt.Mahoney.
The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chiago remains under investigation.
No charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while
authorities remove the cookies.:grin:
judy tooley
 
Muza

Muza

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lols, im surprised people didnt jump out of their car and started going after the cookies. Too bad there wasnt a milk truck nearby ;)
 
marval

marval

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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.

You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
 
marval

marval

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Hi CD

Well I get told some, and the Internet is a good source too.

It all started when I looked in the mirror, what else could I do but laugh.


Margaret
 
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Hermes

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Husband and wife are shopping in a supermarket, the man picks up a 24 pack of
beer and puts it in the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only $20 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on
shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and sticks it
into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks t he man, 'It's my face cream. It
makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE'
 
Muza

Muza

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Haha, that was a good one ;) Where would our society get without the alcohol??? one might wonder?
 
marval

marval

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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
 
marval

marval

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Hi CT

Glad you liked the joke.

My sister is a doctor, and when she was training she had a skeleton. he was called Napoleon Bonaparte.


Margaret
 
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