The quotes thread

marval

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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
Aaron Machado
 

marval

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The man of wisdom is never of two minds
The man of benevolence never worries
The man of courage is never afraid
Comfucious
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
"In the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it.", Barack Obama quote from his February 10, 2007 Presidential announcement.
 

Mat

Sr. Regulator
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Sr. Regulator
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"It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."

Joey Tribbiani on *Moo Point*
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
Aaron Machado

I can´t help it Ms. Margaret :clap::clap::clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:.

Every time in check in here, I find this quote by Aaron Machado. It´s just so funny :lol::lol::lol::lol:.
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
"Perspective. Bush's Iraq war has given me a sense of scale about money that's actually relieved me of a lot of worrying and fretting. One month of the war in Iraq is costing this country an estimated $10 billion dollars.", by Patt Morrison.
 

marval

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henry Youngman
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
"Faith is the highest passion in a human being. Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further.", by the Danish priest and philosopher Søren Kierkegaard.
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
"Ever since we was kids, we always knew that people can be bought. It was only a question of who did the buyin' and for how much" - by Charlie "Lucky" Luciano.
 

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
A monster gibbering shrieks, and gnashing imprecations against mankind--tearing down all shreds of modesty, past all sense of manliness and shame; filthy in word, filthy in thought, furious, raging, obscene.
---writer William Thackeray on jonathan Swift (I gather he wasn't a fan ...)
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.", by J. Edgar Hoover.
 

marval

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If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
Issac Newton
 
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