The quotes thread

[sunwaiter]

Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

 

[sunwaiter]

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

and i'm done for today

 

[Contratrombone64]

That just prooves to me that Groundhog Day is a movie I shall never watch.

Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to hell. It's the same thing, after all.
---poet/journalist Eugene Field

 

[marval]

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Keppel Enderbery

 

[Contratrombone64]

how embarrassment!

 

[marval]

That's what I thought.

 

[Tûrwethiel]

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

 

[marval]

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach any conclusion.
George Bernard Shaw

 

[sunwaiter]

if all tongues in the world were laid end to end, there would be no french kissing anymore on our planet.

the masked philosopher.

 

[marval]

the masked philosopher, is that you sunwaiter?


The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka”! (I found it) but, “that’s funny.”
Isaac Asimov

 

[Tûrwethiel]

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere - GK Chesterton

 

[marval]

A sense of humour is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope

 

[sunwaiter]

"my name is einstein. do you know time is a curve?

stop, old man! you got

 

[sunwaiter]

a nerve. cause there is only one rule that i observe: time is money, and money i serv."

 

[marval]

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. (Natasha Isabelle)