The verbosity challenge

marval

New member
Well done Mike it is

If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die.
 

marval

New member
I amk going to lower the tone a bit, and using verbosity tell you a joke. All you have to do is come up with the punchline.


How does a person describe a sort of pastime that includes a writing implement, some wood and the brain. A time filler that is so completely challenging that it would make a human being want to open their mouth and bring forth sounds that are not too polite?
 

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
It's become plainly obvious Dame Margaret isn't going to give us ANY clues so we have two options: 1) to give up in disgust or 2) just bloody well figure it out. I'm at 1 presently.
 

marval

New member
Sorry folks, I will tell you.

Q. What do you call a puzzle that is so hard it makes people swear ?

A. crossword.

How many people were swearing trying to solve that?


Margaret
 

Dorsetmike

Member
What do you reckon CT, stocks or pillory? 1 day or 2? (The ducking stool is usually reserved for witches, added to which if it gets any colder someone will have to go and break the ice on the pond first.)
 

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
The mechanical (perceived at least) act of capturing two specific organs of identical function, which (perceived at least) are in the act of glistening due to light. [This would be the first verse of a very popular musical number from a famous operetta.]
 
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