The quotes thread

[methodistgirl]

Ms. Judy :tiphat::clap:

I suddenly realise that you must be a women of some wealth. :grin::grin::grin::grin:

Do I wished! I will have to save up for one first.
judy tooley

 

[Contratrombone64]

Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig
---from a federal government employee performance evaluation (USA)

 

[marval]

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Author: Walt Disney

 

[methodistgirl]

That was very funny Contra.:grin:
judy tooley

 

[intet_at_tabe]

"The dual substance of Chist - the yearning, so human, so superhuman, of man to attain God...has always been a deep inscrutable mystery to me. My principle anguish and source of all my joys and sorrows from my youth onward has been the incessant, merciless battle between the spirit and the soul is the arena where these two armies have clashed and met.". - Nikos Kazantzakis, from the book "The Last Temptation Of Christ".

 

[marval]

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

 

[Contratrombone64]

Going to war without the French is like going deer-hunting without your accordion.
---General Norman Schwarzkopf (sums up the American military machine nicely)

 

[Corno Dolce]

Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig
---from a federal government employee performance evaluation (USA)

Dear CT64,

Good golly, You must be a Cornishman. You'll always find a Cornishman at the bottom of a pit trying to dig to a new low. :grin::grin::grin::lol::lol::lol:

Cheers,

CD :tiphat::tiphat::tiphat::tiphat:

 

[Contratrombone64]

Sweet Corn - not sure if that was a heart or a barb ...

 

[Corno Dolce]

Dear CT64,

A little bit of both dear sir - I am in a somewhat frisky mood now that my Lady is back from her conference meeting in Singapore.

Cheers,

CD :tiphat::tiphat::tiphat::tiphat:

 

[marval]

I am just going outside and may be some time
Captain Lawrence Oates

 

[methodistgirl]

A good name is rather to be chosen than riches, and loving favour
than silver and gold.-Proverbs-Bible
judy tooley

 

[marval]

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper

 

[Contratrombone64]

he's got an IQ of 2-and it takes 3 just to grunt.
---wrestler Jerry Lawler on Ahmed Johnson

(ironic springs to mind)

 

[Contratrombone64]

"It occurred to me by intuition, and music was the driving force behind that intuition. My discovery was the result of musical perception."
---Albert Einstein, when asked about his theory of relativity

 

[marval]

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Lewis Carroll

 

[Contratrombone64]

The movie equivalent of a medical experiment gone horribly wrong and kept in a jar of formaldehyde as a warning to others.
---film critic Jami Bernard on Dirty Love (2005).

 

[intet_at_tabe]

"Before God we´re all equally wise - and equally foolish", by Albert Einstein.

 

[marval]

In all things of nature there is something of the marvellous.
Aristotle

 

[Contratrombone64]

Fat woman: Marcy, he's undressing me with his eyes!
Steve (David Garrison): M'am, that would take a long time.
---Married with Children