FALSE ECONOMY (A cautionary tale for housing officials.)
Scene One.
'Twas nine on Thursday morning when warde spotted leak,
Reported it by 10a.m - 'twas fixed by end of week.
At 9.15 upon her rounds, she spied an unlatched door,
Knocked and entered, found someone unconcious on the floor.
Dialled 999 and very soon an ambulance was there,
The patient then was stabilised and taken into care.
The unlatched door was fastened after Warden checked for flaws,
So no intruders waere allowed to pass through unlocked doors.
The total cost I cannot say in terms of pounds and pence
But to all the residents, relief was just immense.
They all agreed the warden was an angel from the sky,
The trouble she'd averted, no cost could be too high.
Scene two.
'Twas nine on Thursday morning when the gutter sprang a leak,
It couldn't be reported, so 'twas worse by end of week.
And after raining hard all nigh, it overfolwed down wall
Extinguished the electrics, lift wouldn't work at all.
Carpets drenched and residents were soaked through to the skin,
Some had to leave, those that stayed, a dreadful state were in.
Amid the panic not a soul observed the unlatched door,
So the poor unconscious resident expired upon the floor.
Felonious persons very soon were inside, quite intent
On taking everything they could, even the council rent.
The consequences were immense, the realatives all sued.
The Media on reporting it were really rather rude.
They blamed the nameless bureaucrats,
who cut their costs so hard,
No Warden was on site to see, no one to stay on guard.
Sylvia Pacey
By the way Margaret, I'll tell Bruc