Living in a unit (think condo) as I do, it has a "no pet" policy. This, of course, means cats 'n' dogs are not allowed, primarily I guess because they make too much noise. I also assume a "no pet policy" means Playboy Pets of the year are forbidden, but as there are no male ones that spring to mind I'm fine with that ... ahem.
Back to pets - thinking about Miss Judy's pet crab(s) ... are they loving pets? The only real experience I've had with them has been extremely painful. Being "bitten" by then really hurts (yes, I know they don't technically bite, rather grab you with their powerful claws).