Musical jokes

[Corno Dolce]

A critic is like a eunuch: He knows exactly how it ought to be done.

 

[intet_at_tabe]

A critic is like a eunuch: He knows exactly how it ought to be done.

Dear Corno Dolce :tiphat: :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Like the audience at a soccer game between Sweden and Denmark - 45.975 individual coaches on the benches, who know much better than the educated coach on the side of the field, how soccer should be played.

Right, my man from Oceania.

 

[marval]

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

"That you kill me first."


Margaret

 

[Contratrombone64]

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? Well, an orchestra has the horns at the back and the arsehole up front.

 

[Muza]

Haha, those are all so good!!!

Corno, that was hillarious!
Intet, I was thinking the exact same thing - the fist thing that came to my mind actually - being in a family of devoted sport fans (mostly soccer and hockey) - it is sooooo funny to watch them watch a game

 

[marval]

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."


Margaret

 

[Corno Dolce]

How does one repair a Tuba?
Ans: with a tub'a glue.

 

[marval]

Very Good CD.

Margaret

 

[Contratrombone64]

*groans and rolls eyes* @ Sweet Corn

 

[Contratrombone64]

How do you catch a unique animal?

u nique up on it

 

[Corno Dolce]

Super-groaner there CT64 :banghead::nut:
Don't quit your day job, bruddah...:grin::grin::grin:

 

[Muza]

Super-groaner there CT64 :banghead::nut:
Don't quit your day job, bruddah...:grin::grin::grin:

hahahah:grin:

 

[methodistgirl]

:grin::nut::lol::bawl:That was so funny!
judy tooley

 

[Mahlon]

since I can't do any better, and ode to the best of the best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ4ZNbiO15M

 

[marval]

Hi Mahlon

Thank you for sharing that, It tops any joke. I think Victor Borge was brilliant. he was a good musician, but extremely funny with it.

Thanks again, I now need a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.


Margaret

 

[rojo]

This is my fav Victor Borge clip; Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No.2.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8R0ZwYvXpg[/youtube]

I made a thread about VB at one point.

 

[Muza]

Oh he is soo adorable I've never seen him before :crazy:

 

[Mat]

LOL

Thanks for posting this Rojo

 

[marval]

Hi Rojo

Thank you for that.

He was so funny, and a good musician too.

Loved his trousers.


Margaret

 

[marval]

What must a guitarist not do when he/she breaks a string ?
He must not fret.