Hmmm! I don't always want to be typing away like I'm coming down from rock star mountain,
but you're surprising me here by what you're saying, and your attitude.
Okay... I might be a senior player and respect all that being an elder can be...
Epiphone is just the British name for Gibson guitars. They can be exactly the same except for the name.
Epiphone models are different or the same, and there are too many that I've never seen.
I bought an Epiphone S.G. style guitar because the seller was just trying to get rid of it,
and fixed it up to resell it, the only Epiphone I owned. I had to bend the neck a little.
Some guitarists just don't want to get physical with it.
You seem to think a second-hand piano isn't as worthy as brand new. I have to disagree.
If I could own one grand piano, it would be one from the Beethoven Museum in Germany.
How old is that? How wonderful would that be?
and no... if I ever visited Frederik Magle I wouldn't try to sneak something out the back door.
I just started a new thread in musical instruments, about Stratocasters and what's out there now.
I'm not suggesting it to you as something you should read, but it talks about all kinds of Strats.
Basically, thinking of you as being in an "offshore country", a Stratocaster is a Stratocaster,
and if it isn't Fender made in California, there's always going to be some short-comings with how it's made.
Here again, I would sooner have a used, cheaper Stratocaster, and fix it up to be real and how I like it.
I just spent $100 for my cherry Strat when the seller asked $90, also getting a nice nylon gig bag,
and if I install new DiMarzio pickups that's over $450 retail price just for those.
I shouldn't be typing this here with you because local people with criminal interest monitor my computer use.
Admin here have had to deal with new members who join just to create problems for me.
I phoned Ring Music in Toronto, where I went to get my replica necks and Stratocaster advice,
to ask about getting a left-handed Stratocaster tremolo unit, wanting authentic Fender design.
I didn't care if it was a Fender product or offshore manufacture, as long as it was the same.
I was surprised they didn't have one for sale, and talked as staff searched on their computer.
A 1970 Fender left-handed tremolo unit was selling for over $5,000 in a California music store.
That was the only Fender product online for sale.
Other than that, I'd have to buy a left-handed guitar just for a tremolo unit I probably won't like.
I'm not a machinist, so I'm not going to be able to do any metal work to get it to where it should be.
That's a very serious balance between string vibration and spring action, how it pivots on the body.
The tremolo unit in the cherry Strat has a thinner plate with a more shallow angle,
that is back further from the screws. Setting it up as best I can, it's still too hard to push down,
if you want to always be resting your palm on it to float along with your tuning and detuning.
I've got two 1972 Fender Stratocaster tremolo units, asking about a third for the cherry Strat.
Eventually, if I keep upgrading it to stage territory,
I'll have to embed a strip of metal in the body underneath the tremolo unit,
sticking up above body level, to give it more of a pivot point for moving up and down.
I could get some welding added across it, but I'd be taking a chance on warping it from heat,
and I'd probably be filing that down for a week to get it to where it should be,
and if I filed it too much or not enough and needed more welding,
yeah... I might as well visit the Wizard of OZ and ask for his help.
Either that, or come to your country that's famous for historic metal work.
Let me ask, what is it about your Les Paul style guitar that makes you think it's not all there?
Gibson used to sell the stickers and inlays they use. Maybe they still do.
Fender used to sell their decals until too many people complained,
that even music store owners were sticking them on offshore guitars and selling them as Fenders.
Is that all it will take to make it real for you?
The first thing I'd look at is the capacitor, what I'm calling a capacitor, on the tone control.
Gibson made them so that if someone else tried to unsolder it or solder on a new one, it melted.
Even Gibson employees sometimes soldered them on too hot, making them not work as well.
You might even have one on the volume control.
You seem too classy to be blasting out volume to use feedback,
but the electrical paint Gibson, and Epiphone, used to shield the pickups isn't the best.
You should get some aluminum plumbers' tape to insulate around the pickups,
and if you ground that you're adding a new dimension of electronic effect to your guitar.
You have to scratch or solder the front of the tape together so the current flows through all of it,
but that's an inexpensive and easy upgrade to do.
I've got a nice little electric meter but all I do is keep it on the same setting,
so I can test to see if the signal is getting through.
I'm still using the 1949 Weller soldering gun my father got for a wedding present,
and yes, I'm not an electrician, just one Watt.
Ancient Andean metallurgy is still not understood by modern scientists,
who wonder how they could do what they did without electric tools.
And those are the same scientists who are convinced aliens landed there 5,000 years ago.
That's all right. I know I won't be around when Quetzocoatl returns.
I still say viva Zapata when I talk with Mexican migrant workers at the supermarket.
You should feel lucky you don't know that and Mazatlan.
During one mayoral debate, I used these plastic Halloween chains from Dollarama onstage.
I said they were symbolic of the steel of knives, guns and hypodermic needles,
from the criminals who moved in to Welland from Quebec to dominate this city after the second world war.
When I was talking about them, sitting out in the audience, I'd point at them and step on an end link to shatter it.
At the end of the debate, the COGECO TV host asked me if he could have it.
He went to the front of the stage and started complaining about what restrictions were placed on them,
by Wellands' City Hall officials, and after he made a signal to the light and sound men,
he started stomping on it, holding his mike to it, and the sound effects were loud through the entire room.
After it was over, as I walked out and saw him with his crew by the portable broadcasting truck,
he walked over to me and said that was a lot of fun.
It was for him, because he got to drive out of here and go back to Niagara Falls.
In my home town, I have to live with my stage presence all the time.
For another debate at Notre Dame high school, I used the chain to beat time on the floor,
everyone already seeing what happened on cable TV,
and sang the first big Drake hit single, changing the words to be about Welland.
I liked that one better.
I'm typing this between nine and ten in the morning after pulling an all-nighter.