What not to do after a robbery

Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Hi Ms. Margaret,

I'm just being a bit self-deprecatory - especially after having caused so many problems for Master Krummhorn. I had committed a grievous *no-no* with out realising it. Thankfully, Master Krummhorn was so merciful about my infraction.

Cheers,

CD :tiphat::tiphat::tiphat::tiphat:
 
marval

marval

New member
This one I had to laugh at.

Two suspected robbers - dubbed the "thong bandits" after using women's knickers to disguise their faces - have given themselves up in Colorado, US.
Joaquin Rico, 19, and Joseph Espinoza, 24, are accused of stealing cash and cigarettes from a shop in Arvada last month.
CCTV pictures show two men, wearing skimpy underwear on their heads, carrying out the robbery. The garments barely covered their faces making them easily recognisable.
 
Muza

Muza

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Wow, way to deal with one's sexual frustration ;) "thong bandits," the name alone is a joke! haha ;)

Thanks for the good laugh ;)
 
marval

marval

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And they still do daft things.

A would-be bank robber ended up having to be rescued by police after his smash and grab raid went wrong.

The man stole a cash machine by levering it from the wall of a bank in Leavenworth, Kansas, with a forklift truck.

He then drove it to a 50ft cliff to drop it off in the hope of breaking it open, but the truck followed it down and he lay trapped in the wreckage until help arrived.

Do I feel sorry for him? as if.
 
Dorsetmike

Dorsetmike

Member
Snow has its advantages in solving crime too, a thief robbed the safe at a leisure centre in Durham, setting off the alarm in the local police station, all they had to do was follow his footprints in the newly fallen snow back to his house.
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
An electrical store near my home was recently broken into via the plate glass window. An expensive vacuam cleaner was stolen. The police follow the trail of broken glass across the road to a house............ and bagged the thief. You could not make it up.

teddy
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Teddles,

Thanx for the comic relief. I've had an awfully busy day today, so it was good to read your posting.
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
There are lots of nutters around here CD. You could laugh your head off all day

teddy
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
No no CD. Not the rozzers, nutters. The people who seem to inhabit the streets almost everwhere who do crazy things.

teddy
 
marval

marval

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There is a story in today's paper about a robber who tried to hold up a bank with a toy pistol. Unfortunately for him the bank had closed twenty years earlier. He told a court in Germany "It was a big disappointment to find it wasn't a bank." He got seven years in jail, it makes you wonder what planning he did, none by the sounds of it.


Margaret
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Planning? What is that in regards to a bank heist? Such events today is just plain vanilla terrorism with a "little" money thrown in for good measure. Quite a few "perps" have been inspired by what they have seen on the Silver Screen and then try to recreate it - Stupid is as Stupid does........
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Bingo! Few, very few, if any perps have the acumen, resources, or discipline necessary to conduct an "operation". Doing such an operation without casualties is nary impossible. Today a perp will get "pocket-change" for their "efforts" - And a Federal sentence with no chance of parole, if my memory serves me........
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
Most criminals over here do not get a prison sentence. They are usually traeted as if they are the victims.

teddy
 
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