JHC, you are too refined and dignified a musician to know,
but with loud volume, you could rub a string against your crotch for a huge solo.
I quit carrying a slide to use on guitar, preferring poor and one-dimensional slide sounds,
finding that rubbing my guitar against mike and drum stands was more stage worthy.
If I'm using my guitar for effects and singing very high, thinking marine mammal sounds,
having a bass humpback me up is a reference to Humpback whales, a deep musical reference.
You know, despite how friendly TINKICKER and one of their guitarists, Soren, is,
he's still shoving himself up in my face in front of that wall of Marshalls,
and pushing his band and elaborate rehearsal studio at all of us, and yes,
it is a worthy effort.
That's why I put the disco ball in there, just to push back at Soren.
I betcha as much as Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin saw Russia from Alaska,
that Soren isn't doing some disco dance moves, or r'n'b struts, like I dos.
Hey Soren! Even with smooth and soft r'n'b or jazzy tones, or a feedbacking guitar,
I could hold the headstock out and lift my pick arm up in the air,
swinging my hip side to side to hit the guitar in beat, letting that make the chord ring out,
doing verses or choruses that way, kinda dancing with the dance floor.
I could also, playing traditional one-chop raggae rhythms in an island of Dominique band,
hold my pick hand out in front of me at shoulder level,
and use my hip to swing the guitar up in front of me, flicking my hand to strum it,
keeping that in time for a verse or a chorus, also getting me stage front time,
which was really tough in that Toronto Caribana Best Parade Band prize band.
Yeah, I know TINKICKER, and Soren, know all those Straplocked guitar moves,
even if their Straplocks aren't 1970, pre-patent Straplocks, like mine.
I know they know Marshall,
but they didn't own a Strat and Marshall with effects, for over eight months,
while Jimi Hendrix was still alive, or hear how he set them up with his PA.
You know, I could almost get confrontational about this,
demanding Marshall stack time, crying to get past security into the rehearsal studio,
tearing off my shirt and pants to prove my real rock stardom,
maybe even be willing to sit down and play, someone else's right-handed guitar.
No. I've never done that, sitting down to play. Why even say that?
Look at what this is doing to me.
Maybe playing piano a lot lately has turned me into an over-sensitive rock diva,
ready to take a dive-a, even with the shark, if TINKICKER kicked me in.
Here's a photo of the fish stank in my studio.
I'm not afraid of this big blue fish, I brought it in alone.
Too bad I dropped it, having to drill holes and use wire like stitches,
probably better copper than the wiring in Tinkicked guitars.
Hey Soren! I heard that this long nosed, yellow-bodied one-spot Loner Fish,
shares primal evolutionary DNA with you.
and... and... look at that, the blue fish ate the disco ball already!