Contratrombone64
Admiral of Fugues
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
