This is for all of you who have a misbehaving toaster, and want to complain.
The Toaster by John Pickersgill
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]May we have your attention, we feel we should mention,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The toaster we bought doesn't please.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This ghastly invention, burns toast with intention [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And flings it with consummate ease.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This toaster has got,just a nine inch long slot,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A small slice of bread measures five.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Two slices cannot, fit well in that spot[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]For there's really no room there to jive.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You must surely admit, this shouldn't be it,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Good toast is no matter of luck.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The slices should fit, brown nice, then a click[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And gently and quietly pop up. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It is little to ask, that it should do this task,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]With efficiency, care and finesse.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Olympics are past,it should toast and not cast[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And give us this daily distress.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We hate and abhor eating toast from the floor,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where an uncaring toaster has tossed it.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It's become quite a bore, to see our toast soar[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And to find all the places its lost it.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We'd value your action, your swift interaction[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]With advice that will curb the damn thing.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To teach this contraption to give satisfaction,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To toast, to pop up, but not fling.[/FONT]