The amusing sayings thread

[naDiNawasA]

"If others can, let them!"

 

[teddy]

If you want something done, give it to a busy man.

teddy

 

[JHC]

If you want something done, give it to a busy man.

teddy

Or woman ray:

 

[marval]

You can’t see the forest for the trees.​

I always though forests were trees.​

Margaret​

 

[Buchpteclare]

I just posted a photo under RCAF, 409 - check out the latin on the left hand drawing Mike. I always wondered what the story was behind that one. (Big Grin). Someday I may be able to add some background to that story - I hope.

 

[Dorsetmike]

Saw an amusing one in todays paper, "I'm about as musical as a bull with a tangled jock strap".

 

[marval]

Saw an amusing one in todays paper, "I'm about as musical as a bull with a tangled jock strap".

Very funny, I have never heard that one before.


Margaret

 

[teddy]

Many a mickle makes a muckle. I haven't the foggiest

teddy

 

[JHC]

Saw an amusing one in todays paper, "I'm about as musical as a bull with a tangled jock strap".

Would that be an English Bull [(<?>)]

 

[teddy]

upon pulling a funny face - If the wind changes you will stay like that.

teddy

 

[marval]

When someone is talking nonsence - "Save your breath to cool your porridge."


Margaret

 

[teddy]

Make sure you have clean underwear on incase you get knocked over by a bus!!!!!!!

I can think of lots better reasons for clean underwaer.

teddy

 

[Dorsetmike]

Make sure you have clean underwear on in case you get knocked over by a bus!!!!!!!

teddy

Methinks if I were knocked over by a bus (or similar calamity) my underwear would not remain clean anyway. (Adrenalin's brown, they say)

 

[teddy]

Quite agree Mike. I never take laxatives myself. One look at my bank statement usually does the job.

teddy

 

[Contratrombone64]

I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dishwashing liquid. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

 

[White Knight]

"Sorry for talking while you're interrupting"

"As useful as screen doors on a submarine"