This is something that might not be appropriate, anywhere, any time, for any man to admit.
But John William's music has a big part in it.
I live in the Niagara Peninsula, in between two of the Great Lakes, Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.
I've hiked along the shores, swam and snorkled, and love to bike-hike out there all day.
And I've read every historic plaque, parks sign and see all the warnings along the way.
I even drink Lake Erie water, so I definitely know it's not salty.
But after seeing "Jaws" I was afraid to go swimming.
I'd start hearing the music, start going "boo-duh boo-duh boo-duh" to myself,
and I'd be afraid. I'd tell myself that half of a thirty pound dead carp just died of old age.
That long piece of wood, shredded at one end? Just a piece of an old boat a whale used for a toothpick.
Yeah, I even would rather believe in a whale in the lake than sharks.
John William's music should come with a fear factor warning.
Oh no! It's really blowing outside. The snow sharks are coming!