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marval
New member
I like this.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
then adopt a dog
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then adopt a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually.
..then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
.
..
.
..then adopt a cat!
You thought I was gonna say...marry a man, didn't you?
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
You...
....have a GREAT Day!!!
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
then adopt a dog
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then adopt a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually.
..then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
.
..
.
..then adopt a cat!
You thought I was gonna say...marry a man, didn't you?
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
You...
....have a GREAT Day!!!
JHC
Chief assistant to the assistant chief
@Margaret, I remember our first Siamese Cat which we brought in 1979 we initially had our minds on one female but but in the end came home with a brother and sister and never regretted it they do need company, anyway I still remember the breeder asking "Have you never been owned by a Siamese before?) and how very true that turned out to be over the years, I had to have our last one put down a couple of years ago and it just got harder each time so I said no more they do become members of the Family.
GoneBaroque
New member
I am sorry you have both had to have your beloved cats put down. Siamese cats do own you, they rule the roost.
Dogs have Owners; Cats have Staff