Geologists say the first land to emerge from the primordial seas was Scotland,
with Australia, and presumably, Ayers rock, being second.
EddieRUKiddingVare! I hope you're not just over-reacting to the incredible success of
Air Supply and The Little River Band.
I still sing "Love is in the Air" to myself, when I have a chance to move with it.
They're still using those songs for dance studios around here,
and no, I'm not having a prissy, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, moment with you.
I can't think of the actor's name right now, starring as the bad Matrix man in Matrix,
and being featured in many other movies, mostly as a sad and bad man.
I know in Australia he's famous for song and dance stage work,
especially singing "Climb Every Mountain".
My cousin used to sing that in the Port Colborne Operatic Society, making people cry.
That's not the kind of mountain you can chop down with the edge of your hand,
and then make love in the sand.
Not "goanna", we spell it "guano" over here, getting more expensive all the time.