EddieRUKiddingVare
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mmm this needs some serious thought hey. Ah well if it happens wont need to worry to much.
Could be like in Hitchhikers guide some alien race of bureaucrats blow us up to build a space highway mmm.
Or the earth's ionosphere dissipates and we all get irradiated from space....... Slowly........
But I would prefer to blame the politicians for any possible Apocalypse- So either Sarah Palin or someone similar becomes President or we all get terminally consumed by Political Correctness!
Or It's the not too distant future. A world government of Rosicrucian Dadaists has taken over. They claim that Erik Satie's Vexations, instead of being repeated 840 times, is actually intended to be played 8,400,000,000 times. People all over the planet are herded into camps for a forced listening of a complete performance.
Cut to some years later: dust blows over the bleached skeletons of the unfortunate former audience members as the sound of the final notes of the 8,400,000,000th repetition, played by the sole remaining dadaist (and last living human), is blown away in the gale force wind. The evil performer, having provided the last part of the soundtrack to the extinction of the rest of humanity then pulls a revolver from his pocket and shoots himself in the head. He does this because he knows that somewhere in Germany an automated organ performance of John Cage's ASLSP, already in progress, still has 500 years to go and he hates to attend a musical performance alone.
Now it's your turn............
Could be like in Hitchhikers guide some alien race of bureaucrats blow us up to build a space highway mmm.
Or the earth's ionosphere dissipates and we all get irradiated from space....... Slowly........
But I would prefer to blame the politicians for any possible Apocalypse- So either Sarah Palin or someone similar becomes President or we all get terminally consumed by Political Correctness!
Or It's the not too distant future. A world government of Rosicrucian Dadaists has taken over. They claim that Erik Satie's Vexations, instead of being repeated 840 times, is actually intended to be played 8,400,000,000 times. People all over the planet are herded into camps for a forced listening of a complete performance.
Cut to some years later: dust blows over the bleached skeletons of the unfortunate former audience members as the sound of the final notes of the 8,400,000,000th repetition, played by the sole remaining dadaist (and last living human), is blown away in the gale force wind. The evil performer, having provided the last part of the soundtrack to the extinction of the rest of humanity then pulls a revolver from his pocket and shoots himself in the head. He does this because he knows that somewhere in Germany an automated organ performance of John Cage's ASLSP, already in progress, still has 500 years to go and he hates to attend a musical performance alone.
Now it's your turn............
