They don't write 'em like this no more

[Dorsetmike]

I remember my dad and his brother doing this as a duet, one did the snort, the other a very ripe razzberry. This is the nearest version to the one they did.

Any more fun songs out there?

 

[JHC]

You have to go to YT to view.
Are you still taking your medication Mike?

 

[John Watt]

When I saw Frank Zappa in 1970, he did a song with a big fart in it,
and onstage, he just put the mike to his rear and blew one out.
By then, "poodle bites, and poodle chews it", was making a bigger noise.

 

[JHC]

Hope they washed the mike afterwards ughhhh

 

[John Watt]

yeahhhh... I always carried my own Shure SM58 in my guitar case,
and never ate two hours before I was onstage.

"Call any vegetable, and he might respond to you".
"They all got so laid back they formed a heap".
"and wherever you go, don't eat that yellow snow".
Frank had a twelve piece rock ensemble reading music onstage,
with "Flo and Eddie", as singers, from "The Turtles" of Australia,
who had huge hit singles before they came out as Flo and Eddie.
Aynsley Dunbar was the drummer, an incredible drum solo.

Ooo! I just farted, twice.
But that's okay. That's my reputation amongst all my senior friends,
that I'm not afraid to fart.

 

[Dorsetmike]

Never trust a fart

 

[bob32116]

The old trouser trumpet always raises a laugh.

 

[JHC]

Never trust a fart

That comes from personal experience eh Mike