Dorsetmike
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SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009
Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.
1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up friends.
2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Parents of both boys sue the school.
Scenario 2: Robbie won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1959 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Valium. Becomes a zombie. Tested for Aids. School gets extra money from state because Robbie has a disability.
Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a wallop with his slipper.
1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.....ends up a drug addict.
Scenario 4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1959 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with
2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug offences. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario5: Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from bonfire night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up an ants nest.
1959 - Ants die.
2009- Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, CID investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terrorist watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Surviving ants sue fireworks manufacturers.
Scenario 6: Johnny falls while running during playtime and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She gets 3 years in Jail. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.
1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up friends.
2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Parents of both boys sue the school.
Scenario 2: Robbie won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1959 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Valium. Becomes a zombie. Tested for Aids. School gets extra money from state because Robbie has a disability.
Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a wallop with his slipper.
1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.....ends up a drug addict.
Scenario 4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1959 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with
2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug offences. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario5: Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from bonfire night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up an ants nest.
1959 - Ants die.
2009- Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, CID investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terrorist watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Surviving ants sue fireworks manufacturers.
Scenario 6: Johnny falls while running during playtime and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She gets 3 years in Jail. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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