Dorsetmike
Member
From a hotel chain's annual audit of daft questions
When does the 24hr reception close?
How long is the 24hr parking?
What is the best time to get up if I want to feel wide awake?
Can you check if I snore?
Does my pet jaguar count as a cat on your pet policy?
Can you read me a bed time story?
At a seafront hotel - Can I jump into the sea from my room or do I have to go to a beach?
At Gatwick airport - Does the plane pull up to the door or do you drive us out to the plane?
When does the 24hr reception close?
How long is the 24hr parking?
What is the best time to get up if I want to feel wide awake?
Can you check if I snore?
Does my pet jaguar count as a cat on your pet policy?
Can you read me a bed time story?
At a seafront hotel - Can I jump into the sea from my room or do I have to go to a beach?
At Gatwick airport - Does the plane pull up to the door or do you drive us out to the plane?