Spelling

[Dorsetmike]

Not sure if this has been posted before, I like it!

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished inn it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew floors are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

 

[teddy]

And so true Mike. Using a spell checker on its own is like trusting a calculator.

teddy

 

[marval]

I have heard that one before, I do use my spell checker though.

Here is another one.


The mind is an amazing thing.


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in;
the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and youcan sitll raed it
wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Margaret

 

[JHC]

I have heard that one before, I do use my spell checker though.

Here is another one.


The mind is an amazing thing.


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in;
the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and youcan sitll raed it
wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Margaret

That is a proven fact Margaret and I have scene it before