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Dorsetmike

Dorsetmike

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I accidentally spilled Domestos on Father O'Donaghue - I nearly got arrested for causing a bleach of the priest.

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Why did the cows return to the Marijuana?


It was the Pot calling the cattle back.

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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
 
John Watt

John Watt

Member
Another parent was wondering about using the teeter-totter,
and asked, can't he lever.

A captain changed the name of his boat after catching flying fish,
calling it "clipper wings"

There's a very grim fairy tale still waiting to be told,
about Rumpledforeskin and his band of fold.

Hey! I tried.
 
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