Hawk Henries
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This is a list of laws that may have actually been enforced at some time. I don't really know but they sure are funny.
Alabama
* It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska
* In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
* Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
Arizona
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
* It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
California
* A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
* Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Colorado
* Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Connecticut
* A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
* A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
Delaware
* In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.
* In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.
Florida
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Georgia
* Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp; One man may not be on another man's back.
* In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Hawaii
* Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird.
* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
* You may not fish on a camel's back.
Illinois
* A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
* It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
* Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
* Pullman: It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Indiana
* In South Bend, Indiana, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
* Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
* State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
* The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415
Iowa
* Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
* Indianola: The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
* It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.
Kansas
* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
* In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.
* It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Kentucky
* In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
* It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
* It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
* It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Maine
* It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland.
* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
* You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Alabama
* It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska
* In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
* Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
Arizona
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
* It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
California
* A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
* Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Colorado
* Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Connecticut
* A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
* A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
Delaware
* In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.
* In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.
Florida
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Georgia
* Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp; One man may not be on another man's back.
* In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Hawaii
* Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird.
* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
* You may not fish on a camel's back.
Illinois
* A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
* It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
* Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
* Pullman: It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Indiana
* In South Bend, Indiana, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
* Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
* State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
* The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415
Iowa
* Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
* Indianola: The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
* It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.
Kansas
* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
* In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.
* It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Kentucky
* In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
* It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
* It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
* It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".
* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Maine
* It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland.
* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
* You may not step out of a plane in flight.
