Neologisms

[Contratrombone64]

Flabbergasted (adj) appalled over how much weight you've gained

Abdicate (v) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

Esplanade (v) to attempt an explanation whilst drunk

Baldersash a rapidly receding hairline

Beelzebug Satan in the form of a mosquito that appears in one's bedroom at 3 am and can't be cast out

 

[Mat]

Beelzebug Satan in the form of a mosquito that appears in one's bedroom at 3 am and can't be cast out

I know this one vey well!

 

[marval]

There are some good ones there CT. Here are some more.


Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Decafalon : The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.