Emergerncy service calls

Dorsetmike

Dorsetmike

Member
Man " there's a bird caught in some chicken wire"

CG "OK where are you?"

Man "Birmingham" (somewhat of an inland town for those not familiar with UK geography)

CG "So why call the coastguard?"

Man "Well it's a seagull"
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
My phone number must be very similar to that of the coast guard. Some chap keeps ringing up to ask if the coast is clear...................................

teddy
 
marval

marval

New member
teddy said:
My phone number must be very similar to that of the coast guard. Some chap keeps ringing up to ask if the coast is clear...................................

teddy
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Very funny Teddy, unfortunately the emergency services do get some daft calls. It must be most annoying as it ties someone up who should be dealing with emergencies only.
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
marval said:
Very funny Teddy, unfortunately the emergency services do get some daft calls. It must be most annoying as it ties someone up who should be dealing with emergencies only.
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And there are some who are as daft as a brush - I once volunteered at an emergency desk so yes I have heard some choice conversations:shake::shake::shake:
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
Apparently one girl phone the police on 999 because her mobile had run out of credit??????????????????

teddy
 
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