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Dorsetmike

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The importance of accuracy in your tax return. (HMRC= Her Majesty's Revenue and customs)


The HMRC has returned his Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.


In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?,





The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".




The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.




The man's response to HMRC was "Why, who did I miss out?".
 

teddy

Duckmeister
A man after my own heart. And after December there will be another 28,000,000 of them free to come over here and scrounge.

teddy
 
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